Dynamo, Bhor, and Love Affairs with Ancient Hairy Homonids

“With shaky hands, Thor beckoned his best friend, Bhor.
“Our race dies, good man. I must mate with this hairy, humanoid woman yonder the lake. Generations from this moment, the blood of our forefathers will run strongly still between all corners of Earth.”
Off he went to bring the thunder.
Honey Boo Boo and the Biebs.”

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